Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Sweaty Movie Review #1 (Bite Marks)

I am a lover the horror/comedy genre, so when I heard about a new Gay horror film I was very excited. The film in question is Mark Bessenger's "BITE MARKS". I am not sure where the film dropped the ball but the premise for the film was decent. It's problem I feel was the casting and execution.

The actors were very cute to look at, but the problem came when they started to speak. If you wanted to watch it on mute it would have been an improvement.

Here is the synopsis of the film:

"A truck driver carrying a shipment of coffins gets more than he bargained for when he picks up a gay hitchhiking couple and has his truck break down in an abandoned junkyard. When night falls, the coffins release hungry vampires, forcing the mismatched trio to barricade themselves in the cab and try to survive until dawn."

Sounds easy enough, but it's not. Not at all. The only bright side to this film are the performances from Stephen Geoffreys (Fright Night) and some gay porn, and Windham Beecham (Back Soon, LTR). The others are lackluster and WAY over acted.

Here is the trailer below...but as always I urge you to make up your own mind. But, I bet you will only watch 2 scenes after all is said and done. One is the restroom fuck and the other is the blow job in the cab of the truck......



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